Tuesday, August 7, 2007

EVO Wrestling 'Bring the Funk N Wrestling'

BANDSTOCK '07-
BRING THE FUNK N' WRESTLING
LIVE! Sept. 23rd
at 4-H Fairgrounds
2281 E 125 N.
Logansport, IN- 46947

ADMISSION
$5 PER PERSON

Bell Time is 2PM
Starts at 3PM

CONFIRMED:

Indy Star, Adam Evans, makes his eVo Debut!!

A Battle to End It All- when Kid Dynamite takes on Tony Duke in a TLC Match!!

A Special Falls Count Anywhere Match!!

Plus the eVo Women's Title will be on the line in a Divas Battle Royal!!

Also, scheduled to appear: Team X-Rated- Alex Rase & Brutus Dylan, "Simply Stunning" Scotty Young, Mazz, Gorilla Warfare, 'Outcast' member War, Ryan Rage & Many More!!

*CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE*

Visit http://www.evowrestling.com or http://www.bandstock.echoz.com for more info.

UCW

According to UCWUnderground.com, management has announced a show for Sept. 1st in Scottsville, MI. Doors will open at 6:30pm. Start time is 7:00pm. Ever since the fire at Steve's Gym, UCW has been trying to find new venues to run shows. Although there is no set price on tickets sales, they promise it to be an exciting show you won't want to miss.

***IN ACTION***
UCW Champion - "The Hype" Jimmy Shalwin
Seth Magavin
Jake Omen
Hardcore Harry
"Simply Stunning" Scotty Young
..And Many More

SUMMERFEST 8/10 -UPDATED INFO

***5 MATCHES CONFIRMED***
Jeremy Hadley -vs- against Mark Houston
Seth Magavin -vs- Louis Crank
El Blue Infurno -vs- Alex Rase
Adam Bueller -vs- Sami Callihan
Team Bada-Bing -vs- Brutus Dylan & Scotty Young -vs- Absolute Answer

CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE..

Indy Wrestle Line 8/7 Independent Report

Source: Midwest Indy Pro Wrestling Source

On Saturday, Hoosier Pro Wrestling was at the Bartholemew County 4-H Fairgrounds in Columbus, Indiana in front of 229 fans...
Bad Boy Bobby Black pinned Pit Bull Rodney
Big Jon Wall pinned Dave Bain
Syndrome & Fuji Brown NC Diceman hit the ring and destroyed both of them
Troy Van Zant battled brother Tom Van Zant to a Double DQ
Donnie Idol pinned Mr. Big
Amber Monroe pinned She Nay Nay in a Loser Leaves Town Match
Ox Harley & Cousin Cooter beat the Soul Shooters to become the new HPW Tag Champions
and Diceman Ronnie Vegas pinned Pastor Pain
HPW Returns to the HPW Arena September 1st
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Total All Star Wrestling was in Scottsburg Saturday at the National Guard Armory
Spider Murphy won by pin over Guido Andretti
"The Bad Boys" (East Side Brawler & Enforcer) won by pin over TAW Hardcore Champion Slugger Robert
Steve Marino and Kamala, Jr. wrestled to a Double Count Out
NWA Tennessee Champion Vic The Bruiser won by DQ over Randy Royal
TAW United States Champion Kliff Hanger won by Referee Reversing Decision over K-Lo
and Chet Robbins defeated Steve Robinson by submission in a wrestler vs boxer match
TAW returns to Scottsburg on Saturday, September 8th.
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Mountain Wrestling Association from this past Saturday in Mt Sterling, Kentucky
Tuffy defeated Kasey Kaos
Chris Hayes defeated Eddie Browning
Cody Mathews, Mike Strong, Kasey Kaos and Maxx Sledd defeated Bobby Blade, "Big" Al Steele, Chucky Smooth and Kelly Charles
and it was "Dirty" Chris Hayes and Rob Valor defeating Larry D. and Eddie Browning
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United States Wrestling Federation from Saturday night in McKinney, Kentucky

Country Cuzzin' Jed and The Dream Weaver was stopped by the referee
Joey Knight won by pin over Lincoln Walker
USWF Tag Team Champions The Masked Superstar and The Zodiac won by pin over Dustin P. and The Scorpio
Vito Andretti won by pin over Damian Adams
Mason Raige won by DQ over Jack Black
and Rated-X, "Smooth" Johnny Spade and Miss Holly Wood won by pin over USWF National Champion Cujo, "Maniac" Michael Payne and "The Criminal" Felony Foxx
The next USWF Show is Saturday, September 8th, at the Old McKinney Gym in McKinney, Kentucky
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Applachian Wrestling Federation was in Williamsburg, Kentucky on Friday
Jamie Baker defeated David Runyon
Gorgeous JC defeated Johnny Jordan
Billy Maverick defeated Tiny Tim
Allen and Wes Lynch defeated Scotty Ray and Justin Grunge
and AWF Heavyweight Champion Shawn Christopher defeated Ricky Morton
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Appalachian Wrestling Federation action from last Thursday in Frenchburg, Kentucky

Gorgeous JC defeated The Black Demon and Bubba E. Lee
Tiny Tim defeated Joey Bravo
Allen and Wes Lynch took on Scotty Ray and Justin Grunge and ended in a Double Count Out
The Zodiac defeated Christopher Michael Lotus
Jamie Baker defeated Tracy Smothers
AWF Heavyweight Champion Shawn Christopher defeated Ro-Z by DQ
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Mountain Wrestling Association from Hopkinsville, Kentucky last Wednesday
MWA Kentucky Champion Tommy Gunn defeated Eddie Browning
Bobby Blade defeated Cody Mathews
Kelly Charles defeated Larry D.
MWA Heavyweight Champion Donnie Green defeated The Patriot
and it was Bobby Blade, Kelly Charles and Eddie Browning defeating Cody Mathews, Tommy Gunn and Larry D.
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RoH notes

Source: http://www.wrestleview.com

Ring of Honor announced that it will be taping its fourth PPV special in Edison, New Jersey at the Inman Sports Club on Saturday, October 6. Tickets for the event are currently on sale over at ROHwrestling.com.

Here is how RoH's schedule looks in the month of August:

* August 10 in Boston, MA ('Death Before Dishonor V Night 1')
* August 11 in Philadelphia, PA ('Death Before Dishonor V Night 2')
* August 24 in Hartford, CT ('Caged Rage')
* August 25 in New York, NY

Lobsterman's 'campaign', PCW, Ontario, + Johnny Saint

Source: http://www.wrestleview.com

BruzerJeff sent this in:

Click here for more

More Great Mainstream Coverage Of Lobsterman among other Candidates for President of UNITED STATES. Nobody at this point would have thought LOBSTERMAN would have made such a mainstream Impact. This is the Farthest any PRO Wrestler or Former Pro Wrestler since Abe Lincoln has Campaigned into the Presidency. More info on Jeff LOBSTERMAN Costa can be obtained at www.lobstermancosta.com.

Old NWA Canadian Fans will remember Jeff as BRUISER COSTA from his time there and there are other Profiles on the former OWW site that have details of his career that shows what a fun entertaining Character Jeff was during his career. There is also a Fine Wrestling board game available Called POLITICAL PANDEMONIUM where you can Challenge Political Characters Past and Present in a Variety of Matches Battlers Include Bill and Hillary Clinton, Osama Bin Laden, JFK, George BUSH, LOBSTERMAN, OBAMA, and many many more!!!!!! Cage Matches and all! Please Check out the Campaign and LOBSTERMAN and many Thanks to WRESTLEVIEW!

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Shannon Rose sent this in:

Planet Championship Wrestling Presents…
August 25th, 2007 - 7:30pm
Manatee Civic Center
Palmetto, Fl
For more info: (941)465-3890

Scheduled to appear

Former WWE/WCW/ECW star Big Vito

Former WWF/WCW star Barry Horowitz

Eddie Colon

Orlando Colon

Brent Dail

Superhero Mark Zout

Navy Seal

Scott Davis

Rico Sauvé

Ticket prices;

Ring side: $45
Reserved: $35
General Admission: $20

Purchase tickets through ticketmaster.com or for more info go to planetchampionshipwrestling.com

Before the wrestling event at the Manatee Civic Center, we will have a tailgate fiesta, which will start at 12 PM until 6 PM. We will have models and some of the wrestlers signing autographs. This is a party you don't want to miss, I promise. For more info call (941)465-3890, or email MariaObeseo@planetchampionshipwrestling.com.

The fiesta will be at:

MR TEQUILAS RESTAURANT
491 Cortez Road West
Bradenton, FL 34207

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Steven Ashe sent this in:

There's a big show on Thursday, August 9th in Hawkesbury, Ontario, at the Robert Hartley Sports Complex, 425 Cartier Boulevard. Scheduled matches include: Hannibal vs. Abdullah The Butcher; PCO vs. Brick Crawford; MVP vs. Brutus Beefcake; Tommy Rose vs. Alex Silva; Jay Fenix vs. Prodigy; Misty Haven vs. 21st Century Fox. Bell time is 8 p.m. Advance tickets on sale at the arena and on ticketweb.ca. Tickets at the door are $5 more

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Daniel Edler sent this in:

British Legend JOHNNY SAINT To Open The British National Championships, September 23rd @ the Orpington Halls, Orpington, Kent!

» It was confirmed today that British legend JOHNNY SAINT will open the British National Championships on September 23rd at the Orpington Halls, Orpington, Kent.

Saint, who’s last match was versus Naohiro Hoshikawa in Oct 96, debuted in 1958 and was a 1-time British Lightweight Champion, 2-time European Lightweight Champion and a 10-time World Lightweight Champion. Saint is synonymous with the sport of British wrestling from the era when it was regularly on television with the World of Sport, and we at IPW:UK are proud to have such a leading name in quality wrestling on hand on Sunday September 23rd to open the British National Championship.

It has also been confirmed today that previously unannounced ‘The Wonderkid’ Jonny Storm will be in singles action in the opening contest of the British National Championship, directly after the Opening Ceremony, and Saint will be on hand not only to watch that bout, but to greet fans and wrestlers alike.

-- IPW:UK presents “The Anniversary Weekender”, Saturday & Sunday September 22nd & 23rd 2007 at Orpington Halls, Orpington High Street, Orpington, Kent, England. Doors 6:00pm, show starts 6.30pm Saturday, 5:00 & 5:30 for Sunday. Tickets £14 general admission (£8 children). Family ticket available for £35. Ringside £25 all ages. Birthdays and Group Bookings now catered for specifically. For more information about IPW:UK, click here: http://www.ipwuk.com/ or e-mail Daniel Edler: daniel@ipwuk.com.

James Storm/James Mitchell on !BANG! TV, BWO, + AIW

Source: http://www.wrestleview.com

Dory Funk Jr. sent this in:

Funk's Corner - TNA's Cowboy James Storm and Father James Mitchell Now on !BANG! TV

New on !BANG! TV in three segments from Support the Troops 18, "Fight for Freedom, !BANG! TV presents the Funking Conservatory Three Way Tag Team Championship Match between Johnny Magnum and Shane Chung with Dory Funk in their corner vs Elvis Sharp and Flyin' Ryan "Air" Mitchell with Sandii Skye and the Pop Tarts, Lady Kimberly and Miss Vicki in their corner vs James Storm and Blain Rage with Father James Mitchell in their corner plus the interference of Italy's Il Marchese (The Master) and his Valet "the Contessa" and England's Mario Benedetti. This match ends with the wildest "Pier Six Brawl" yet seen on !BANG! TV.

Also up on the !BANG! TV section of our website are more than 50 videos of our wrestling talent performing.

One thing that has remained constant in professional wrestling from old school days through the present is that television is the "Life Blood." of the wrestling business.

To make it in professional wrestling, you must be able to (In the language of the business) get over on television.

At the Funking Conservatory we offer the most extensive television training program in professional wrestling.

Our Television performance training includes promos, wrestling to the television audience, mini movies, back stage events and reality situations all necessary in today's television intensive professional wrestling environment.

For more information about training schedules and performing on !BANG! TV, call 352-895-4658 or visit our website at www.dory-funk.com.

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Blackball'd Wrestling Organization sent this in:

Blackball'd Wrestling Organization returns to Phoenixville, PA at Top Gun Wrestling Academy, 373 Walnut Street on August 25th for "Last Chance '07" with a 7:30 pm Bell Time. Tickets $10.00!

Announced so far:

Heavyweight Title Match:
Bazooka Joe vs Rockin Rebel

Tag Team Title Match:
Hard Candy vs Blahdeggo/Uptown Chris Brown

Interstate Title Match - NO DQ:
Dr. Spider vs Din Mak

Bomboy v Kid Kaos v Antonio Blanka

KFC (Kory Castle/Rick Feinberg) v Alan Cross/Louis Rich v Massive Mike/Sgt. Smith

Also scheduled to appear: Twisted Tate, Arkham, Evan Nemo, ring announcer Heavy D and many more.

TICKET INFO: 610-933-8550
REBELTOPGUN@AOL.COM
http://myspace.com/blackballdwrestling

*card subject to change*

Do you have the desire to be a Professional Wrestler? BWO is proud to announce Top Gun Wrestling Academy, Inc. in Phoenixville, PA!

All Training is done by Professional Wrestling & Fitness Trainers. Our Trainers have wrestling experience in countries all over the world. Join in with Rockin Rebel and Ricky Reyes plus guest trainers.

Come visit and check us out at 373 Walnut Street, Phoenixville, PA - just blocks from the Vale Rio Diner and Phoenixville Hospital. New Classes always opening!

We offer everything you need to become a Star in the Professional Wrestling World today and are just minutes from Philadelphia, New Jersey and Delaware.

Call today (610) 933-8550 or email RockinRebel1@aol.com for a tryout, hours, rates and information on our programs and unleash the Wrestler in YOU!!!!

http://www.blackballdwrestling.com

Now on MYSPACE: http://myspace.com/blackballdwrestling

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AIW sent this in:

ABSOLUTE INTENSE WRESTLING returns to Cleveland, Ohio @Mulberry's with "TOMORROW NEVER DIES" on September 30th.

Announced So Far:

-STEVE CORINO DEFENDS HIS ABSOLUTE TITLE!
Absolute Champ, Steve Corino will be defending his Absolute Title at "Tomorrow Never Dies" but against who? Corino, who won the title at Absolution 2, will be making his very first title defense. But yet, AIW has not decided on a challenger. Will it be from someone within the company? Will it be somebody from outside of the company? Corino has been around the world many times, and surely has created a lot of enemies, will it be one of them. We will likely know the contender soon, but until then, we're left to ponder who exactly AIW has up their sleeves for Steve Corino.

-TYLER BLACK DEFENDS HIS INTENSE TITLE AGAINST CHRIS HERO!
After AIW's last event, Absolute Redemption, Tyler Black made an open challenge for his Intense Title. The challenge was answered by who many call the "Hottest Free Agent" in wrestling, Chris Hero. Hero paved the way for a lot of the Independent Pro Wrestlers we see today, Tyler Black being among them. Using unmatched Technical prowess, Hero has made a name for himself in America, but also in Europe and Japan. Meanwhile, Tyler Black is one of the hottest wrestlers on the Indies right now, being featured on MTV among other things. He's proved himself in AIW by beating the almost unbeatable Starless for the Intense Title. Will Hero's experience and knowledge help him win the title from Black? Or will Black pull out a victory? It will be a match to see, given the history of both competitors.

-STARLESS FACES OFF AGAINST CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI!
Starless, who's amazed crowds with his agility and quickness comes up against a brick wall. Claudio, who's known as one of the most hard hitting and best big men in wrestling, wants a win in AIW. Having appeared twice before, Claudio has been on the losing end both times. Claudio has promised that won't be the case anymore. Starless, who held the Intense Title for almost a year is known for his daredevil attitude and knack for jumping off high things. Will Starless get an opening to do this to Claudio, or will he be grounded? Will Claudio get his first victory in Absolute Intense Wrestling? Will Starless be able to move past Claudio in his quest to regain the Intense Title?

-TYRONE EVANS CHALLENGES EDDIE KINGSTON IN A "STRONG STYLE DREAM MATCH"
Tyrone Evans has not been seen since his brutal defeat at Absolution 2, reappeared when Eddie Kingston was announced for the show in an earlier press release. Tyrone who wants to be known as the toughest man in Ohio, has taken exception to Kingston's reputation as one of the toughest men in wrestling. Tyrone who almost ended the Thrillbilly's career, and has destroyed many men, wants to make a name for himself by ending Kingston. Kingston who in 2006 won a "Strong Style Tournament," has said he's willing to take it to Tyrone so they can figure out once and for all who's the toughest man in wrestling is.

-STERLING JAMES KEENAN RETURNS TO AIW, AGAINST ROMEO VINO!
SJK, who's been gone from AIW for a few months, is back with a vengeance. SJK who left AIW for an etended tour of Japan, has come back and is pissed about not getting an immediate title shot. SJK left as number one contender, but has returned and has not been offered a match against Steve Corino. SJK has asked to face the man who won his contender status, Romeo Vino. One would figure that SJK has done this to punish Romeo. But Romeo who beat three men in one night to win the tourney, is up to the challenge.

More Matches will be announced soon, but also in action on Sept 30th, will be: Revelations 13, The CutThroat Crew, The Thrillbilly w/Agent Aaron Bauer, Chris Cronus, "The King Of Cleveland" Dios Salvador and Much More!

Tickets are available at AIWrestling.com!

The show is being held at:
Mulberry's In The Flats
2316 Mulberry Avenue
Cleveland, OH 44113

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And remember, the AIWrestling.com blowout sale still is on! DVDs are at the lowest price online at $10 and T-shirts are priced at $8. And remember all orders have FREE SHIPPING! The sale will be ending soon and hurry up and order as some items are of limited quantity!

Some Featured DVDs on aiwrestling.com:

AIW: FIRESTORM
W/Sterling James Keenan and Vincent Nothing in a violent 4-Way Main event, Matt "MDogg20" Cross and, Tyler Black VS. Nobutaka Moribe (From DDT Pro In Japan)

AIW: MARCH FOR THE GOLD
W/ "Fabulous" John McChesney's AIW Debut, Sterling James Keenan, Super Oprah!??!?, Huge 4-Way main event featuring a balcony dive from Dios Salvador

AIW: FRIDAY THE 13TH
W/Starless's 25 Foot Balcony dive, Insane casket match between Vincent Nothing and "The Deviant" Michael Hutter, Virgin Slayers battle the CutThroat Crew for the AIW Tag Titles

AIW: UPRISE
W/LOW-KI (Senshi in TNA) VS. Raymond Rowe, Jay Violence's last AIW Appearance, Wild Thrillbilly VS Tyrone Evans brawl

AIW: ABSOLUTION 1
W/New Jack, "The Deviant" Michael Hutter's quest for The Absolute Title, Matt "MDogg20" Cross, FIRST TIME EVER "Buried Treasure" match for the AIW Tag Titles

Other DVDs on AIWrestling.com, feature the likes of Claudio Castagnoli, Colt Cabana, Jimmy Jacobs, Josh Prohibition, Sonjay Dutt, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, "Sweet & Sour" Larry Sweeny,

Also on AIWrestling.com are T-shirts for Jake "The Snake" Roberts, AIW Logo shirts, "The Deviant" Michael Hutter and Dios Salvador.

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ABSOLUTE INTENSE WRESTLING is based in Cleveland, Ohio. Existing since May 2005, AIW has been featured on MTV and was awarded a Scene Magazine "Best Of Cleveland" award in 2006. AIW's official website is AIWrestling.com and it's myspace is myspace.com/AIWrestling.

Preview for HCW + report for NWA Anarchy

Source: http://www.wrestleview.com

Linda Bade sent this in:

Dateline 08/05/2007
Honolulu, Hawaii

Special Feature:

FIRST TIME ever HCW PINK MATCH - "Special" Japan's Top Joshi Star vs Hawaii's former WWE DIVA!!!"

In an upcoming Saturday Nite Slam! event, HAWAII CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING announces their very first HCW "Pink" Women's Match, which features Japan's HIKARU facing Hawaii's own "Island Girl" TRACY TARLOR!

TRACY TAYLOR, who recently came home to Hawaii, from an extensive time on the mainland US working with Deep South, and as one of the WWE DIVAs, is hopeful about her future after the release from the WWE earlier this year. She is now making a huge impact working in her home town promotion, Hawaii Championship Wrestling (the AWA Hawaii), in efforts to kick off a solid "Wahine Division" (Women's Division) in Hawai'i.

For her opponent, HIKARU, although this will be her first time wrestling abroad, she is no stranger to the squared circle, having been a champion a few times in her home, Japan. HIKARU is former ZERO1-MAX, AWA Women's World, and SUN championship title holder, and is currently one of the top "joshi" stars in Japan. HIKARU is more than ready and hungry for international challenges, and TRACY was at the right place at the right time to accept this first time ever women's match in an HCW ring!

Here's what both athletes had to say about their upcoming encounter:

"Island Girl" TRACY TAYLOR:
"I am honored to have this opportunity and this is my toughest opponent yet, I look foward to this challenge, Being that I'm a surfer girl here in Hawaii, when I'm in the water I say, "Go BIG or go home!"... when I step in the ring I say, "Go hard or go home!" Since I'm already HOME then there's only one thing left to do........"

HIKARU:
"I would like to thank HCW's Linda Bade, for inviting me to Hawaii. It is an honor that I was given this opportunity to have this match in front of HAWAII'S FANS, against Hawaii's BEST. However, you are about to see why Japanese Women's Wrestling is considered "ICHIBAN" in the
world...."

Find out what will happen next! Stay tuned...Others: KAIMANA, MICAH, BIG DADDY FRANK, AHUNA, ATIVALU, ETE, MA HU WONG, CHRIS DEL SOL, MATT FARMER, KENJIRO, SHIN KU, CRUSHER, TILO, and more. Join us!

SATURDAY NITE SLAM!
AUGUST 11th
TROPICS Family Entertainment Center
Schofield Barracks / Wahiawa, Hawai'i
Bell Time is 7PM, so don't be late!

FUN for the whole family!

Go to: www.808hcw.com for more info.
Call: Tropics 808-655-0002

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Larry Goodman sent this report in:

NWA Anarchy gave their fans another outstanding night of wrestling entertainment last night in Cornelia.

It was built around a Rumble with 10 of Anarchy’s best competing to become the number one contender for Ace Rockwell’s Heavyweight Title, and another confrontation between the NWA Elite and Devil’s Rejects. They’ve moved on from pure annihilation as the motivating force. At least for now, it’s about who has the gold.

In my book, the shows since Hostile Environment have produced the best back-to-back television tapings in company history. The booking is firing on all cylinders. From the bottom of the card straight to the very top, every match has a story, and every program is over to a ridiculous level. Morale is at an all-time high. The in ring wrestling has matured without sacrificing creativity. Creative yet disciplined. No doing spots for the sake of a doing a spot. It’s all there for good reason.

The crowd of 180 wasn’t the least bit phased by the less-than-deal conditions inside the NWA Arena. (bell time temp close to 90). As wrestling fans go, some of these people are as rabid as they come. They were richly rewarded for their love of the product.

In a post on the Georgiawrestling.tk message board I stated that GCW could match NWA Anarchy for their level of talent. What I failed to mention is that Anarchy has in distinct advantage in depth. What had been one of Anarchy’s weaknesses has become a major strength. The combination of talent development and selective key additions has provided a major upgrade in the depth of the roster in recent months.

On to the show…

(1) World’s Prettiest Tag Team (Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins) beat Anger Alliance (Brodie Chase & Brandon Phoenix with Adam Roberts) in 5:56. Chase and Roberts were having words as they entered outfitted in dress pants and button down shirts. Major babyface pop for World’s Prettiest. Chase was a big tease about taking off the trousers, to where Delay got fed up and pulled them down around the Stray Cat’s ankles. WP2T did one hell of a double arm wringer on Phoenix and turned it into a double monkey flip. But Delay’s arm slammed the post when Phoenix avoided his charge. The crowd got behind Delay pronto. He was dumped into the waiting arms of Roberts and subjected to further abuse. Back inside the ring, Chase tried to snap the arm off. Delay countered a Chase choke slam with a low blow. Phoenix’s interference backfired. Hot tag. Hawkins hit a springboard back elbow on Phoenix and Chase had to break up the pin. World’s Prettiest hit a double hotshot but Roberts made the save. They dispatched with Roberts, and Hawkins pinned Phoenix with the Unprettier. Double A was in disarray. Hour number one was off to a hot start.

Sexton lectured refs Brent Wiley and the Ken Wallace. I couldn’t make out the content here. He moved on console Wesley Grissom about getting pinned by Melissa Coates in his debut. Sexton told Grissom he had been placed in a no win situation. Tony Santaelli rudely interrupted. AGAIN. Sexton noted that Santarelli was in his gear. Santarelli said he came to the events dressed in business casual. “That’s how we do it in the E.” Santarelli was hamming it up great. He pleaded his case with Sexton. Sexton relented and gave Santarelli a match with Grissom. “Who the hell is Wesley?” said Santarelli. Sexton smartened Santarelli up. Santareill thanked Sexton profusely. Sexton tried to buoy Grissom’s spirits. “It only takes three seconds.”

Reverend Dan Wilson lead the Devil’s Rejects out and cut another great promo. The Rev commended Patrick Bentley on destroying Ace Rockwell’s knee and accused Slim J of stirring the pot. Wilson had ordained Iceberg, “wrestling’s only serial killer,” to be the winner of the Rumble and it was Bentley’s job to pave the way. Bentley was hanging on every word, like he was under Wilson’s warped spell. Wilson called Azrael and Shaun Tempers the combined legacy of two great teams (Lost Boys and Pomp & Circumstance). Wilson decreed that none of the Anarchy titles were safe.

(2) Devil’s Rejects (Azrael & Shaun Tempers with The Reverend Wilson) decimated Hustle Squad (Mike Pittman & Nick Halen) in 7:25. Hustle Squad was brought up from the farm system, so to speak. So was referee Wallace, who was making his Anarchy debut. They got an impressive pop for a jobber team making their second appearance in Anarchy. Rejects took them to the depths of hell for a savage beating. Pittman bumped too soon on an Azrael spinkick, but it should look OK from the hard camera angle. Azrael destroyed Pittman’s face with knees strikes. Tempers mowed Halen down with a double forearm to the chest. Halen did the double hiptoss-double uranage spot, and all I could think was what the f*** happened to Jay Fury. Azrael took Pittman’s head off with a running knee, but Halen made the save. Azrael turned Pittman inside out with a lariat. Rejects then spiked Pittman’s pointy skull into the mat with their new finisher, an assisted cutthroat reverse DDT. A great squash.

Dominous entered the ring and teased a choke slam on the jobbers. He was more agile than usual. But he goozled Azrael and Tempers instead. Wilson went crazy. Dominous finally released his grip, shoved Wilson down, and stalked out the front door.

(3) Tony Santarelli beat Wesley Grissom via submission in 6:37. Santarelli looks nothing like skinny kid that started in Wildside as Tony Stradlin, and he’s significantly larger than he was in Deep South Wrestling, but he still moves well. With all the negativity about DSW, one of the things that gets overlooked is the quality of the training for producing credible, precise execution in the ring. Santarelli’s work is a testament to that fact. The pop for Grissom was amazing. He generates as much empathy as any babyface this building has ever seen. Best heat so far and it’s not like the previous matches were lacking. Santarelli was a vision of supreme confidence. He lectured Grissom and patted him on the face. Santarelli let Grissom put him in a waistlock and escaped like the Houdini of the grappling world. Santarelli got on all fours and ordered Grissom to mount him. He kicked Santarelli in the ass instead. Santarelli attacked and it looked like a textbook case of child abuse. He tortured Grissom with an elevated leglock, and blasted him with shots to the kidneys. But there was no quit in Grissom, and the frustration was setting in. Santarelli crotched himself on the top rope after a missed high kick. Grissom hit the running SSP for a count of 2.5. Santarelli applied a wicked hammerlock/facelock combo for the tap out.

Santarelli humiliated Grissom in the postmatch and reapplied the submission. Sexton hit the ring. Santarelli ran away. The crowd popped as Sexton helped Grissom to the back. Security had to clean up a puddle of puke. I didn’t see it, but apparently Santarelli was the culprit.

Attorney Jeff G. Bailey lead the NWA Elite into the ring. He touted the Elite’s entry in the Rumble, “Universal Soldier’ Phil Shatter – “the one man walking genocide…the Aryan superman.” Bailey said Shatter would be tossing his opponents out like sacks of garbage. Bailey let Jeff Lewis know that his teammates were upset about his no show last time (Bailey explained that Abomination was away for the night taking care of Elite business.) Bailey told Lewis that the upcoming tag team title match was his shot at redemption, and it would be all good so long as he followed the lead of “Soul Assassin” Kory Chavis.

(4) Awesome Attraction (Austin Creed & Hayden Young) beat the NWA Elite (Jeff Lewis & Kory Chavis with Jeff G. Bailey) to retain the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles in 9:21. Creed has the star aura. He got an extended ear splitting pop that might have even outdone the ones Urban Assault Squad use to get. Any “Kory” chants with shouted down. It was Creed’s jabs vs. Chavis’ leg kicks until Creed trapped the leg and pounded Chavis in the face. Attraction doubled up on Lewis. He collided with Chavis. Lewis did his high elevation leaping leg drop on Lewis for a near fall. Attraction busted out a springboard elbow/reverse DDT combo. But Chavis was able to dump Creed and the Elite gave him a beating on the outside. Lewis went nuts with an aggressive attack on Creed. Chavis cut off Creed’s diving tag attempt with a corkscrew dropkick. That was sweet. Creed countered the Spinesplitta with a push up dropkick and made the hot tag. Young exploded on the Elite. He hit a flying bodypress on Lewis and Chavis saved. Bailey pulled out his ever-present vial of powder. But Young reversed the whip, and Lewis got powdered and pinned.

Bailey had heated words with Lewis after the match. Chavis played peacemaker.

(5) Derrick Driver & Steven Walters beat Hollywood Brunettes (Kyle Matthews & “The Wizard of Ahhhhs” Andrew Alexander) in 9:04 with a colossal assist from World’s Prettiest. Driver and Walters went right to work on Alexander’s arm. Matthews was in for the save after a slingshot elbow drop by Driver connected. The heat spot was seriously screwed up. It was the singular glaring glitch on the entire show. The Brunettes’ got things back on track with some spot on combo moves. Matthews got a pop with a stellar corner dropkick that snapped Walter’s head back. Alexander did the deal where he draped Walter’s arm over his own body to give him a two count. Driver was like a whirling dervish with the hot tag. Brunettes collided and he hit slingshot back suplex for a near fall. Then, he hit a killer swinging sitout face plant. It looked like it was over when Alexander rolled Driver up with a handful of tights, but he kicked out. Brunettes had Driver set up for the Sheeney Curse, but World’s Prettiest played spoilers. Driver rolled Alexander up for the three count. The fast and furious finishing sequence made the match.

On the WrestleVision screen, we saw Nemesis alerting Palmer that he had made it to the building after all. He asked for a spot in the Rumble. Palmer told Nemesis he would have been a lock if he had gotten there earlier, but it was no dice. Nemesis protested. Shadow Jackson entered to for a talk with his partner. Jackson asked Nemesis to accompany him to ringside for the match.

Former Anarchy Heavyweight Champion, Chad Parham informed Palmer it was his title and he was taking it. Parham wanted Palmer to confirm that he was getting the primo spot of entering the Rumble last. Palmer said he liked the “numero uno” on Parham’s tights, so Parham was going to be first.

Bill Behrens read a certified letter from Al Getz. In the letter, Getz maintained Anarchy was being discriminatory by not including Melissa Coates in the Mega Rumble. Getz claimed the undefeated Coates was undefeated was being excluded from her rightful destiny. BB said Getz had enclosed a check to buy time on the show for Coates to display her physique.

Coates did a routine of body building poses. She was dressed in a bikini top, and an ultra short skirt with fishnet stockings. This was a surreal exhibition by one of the freakiest and most muscular women on the planet. The crowd chanted “she’s a man.” Coates responded by manhandling ring announcer Eddie Rich and laying out a security guy with her sitout facebuster.
Palmer came out with reinforcements and surrounded Coates. Only then did she leave the ring.

(6) Iceberg won a 10 man Rumble to become the number one contender for the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title in 21:34. Rules were over the top eliminations only with a fresh man entering every two minutes. The crowd heaped hate on Parham. Rinauro was the other starter. His babyface turn is taking bigtime. Rinauro has this great habit of keeping things interesting. They did a knuckle-lock lucha sequence, the highlight being Rinauro doing a sunset flip off of Parham’s shoulders. Parham yelled at Rinauro to slow it down. Rinauro did a running atomic drop, where Parham bumped over the top like he had springs implanted in his ass. Bentley entered the match with Wilson stationed at ringside. Parham took a breather and waited for a chance to jump Rinauro. Parham called for a Lost Boys spot, and Bentley joined him for a Time Warp on Rinauro. The entrance of Slim J got a huge pop. J pounded the bejeezus out of Bentley MMA style. Mr. Adonis entered as contestant number five for a 3 on 2 heel advantage.
J took severe punishment here. Bentley gave him payback. Adonis pancaked him with a spinebuster. Jeremy Vain made it 4 against 2, and maximized the babyface sympathy for Rinauro and J. Wilson interfered to cut off Rinauro’s comeback attempt. Bentley hit the Dark Driver, and Rinauro was gone at the 10 minute mark as Truitt Fields entered. Fields clotheslined Adonis out at 10:34. J took Bentley over the top with a huracanrana and both were eliminated at 11 minutes. Parham and Vain worked together against Fields. Jackson entered to even the odds. He had the heels reeling. Vain tried to backdrop Jackson to the floor, but Jackson landed on the apron and eliminated Vain at 13:03. This set Parham up to be on the receiving end during the one and only time in the match that the babyface side had the numbers. Parham’s stinging chops had zero impact except to fire Jackson up. Bailey accompanied Shatter to the ring. Shatter powered former partner Fields out of the ring like he was a flyweight at 14:33. Bailey’s strategy called for Shatter to relax while his opponents beat each other senseless. Parham whined for Shatter to help him out against Jackson. Iceberg was the last man to enter. He went right at Shatter. Jackson hit a spinebuster slam on Parham and took him out with a lariat at 16:31. So it came down to Jackson against the twin forces of evil. Nemesis came out to second Jackson, who was going to need all the help he could get. Iceberg went on a rampage. Shatter and Jackson teamed up for a double suplex on Berg. The sense of cooperation was very short-lived. Shatter jumped Jackson. Nemesis was having his usual problems with impulse control and climbed up on the apron. He got heated with Wallace, who was telling him to get down. Nemesis did the right thing, but in the process, he pulled the ropes down spilling Jackson at 18:03. This was beautifully timed and left it totally ambiguous as to Nemesis’ true intentions. Rejects vs. Elite for the number one contendership. Cool. Shatter nailed Iceberg with a series high impact spots. Iceberg’s selling was awesome. Iceberg came back with a diving knee. Shatter did his signature fist drop. Shatter tried to dump Iceberg but couldn’t get it done. Shatter hit a rolling power slam. Shatter ended up on the apron. Iceberg clubbed him with a lariat and Shatter took a sick bump to end it.

Iceberg’s “celebration” was cold and dark and bad ass. Shatter looked comatose. Bailey searched for signs of life. Shatter popped up with fire in eyes to where they had to hold him back. A masterful job of storytelling.

NOTES: Rockwell returns to Anarchy on the 8/18 show…J.T. Talent became the new Southern States Champion at the APW show Friday night by defeating Austin Creed with the use of a chain. Talent replaced Abomination in the Ty Cobb Street Fight. Jackson was successful in his first defense of the APW Heavyweight title beating Shatter. For 8/10, Talent defends the Southern States title and Friday Night Franchise gives Chris King & Billy Buck a tag title rematch…MAXW returns to the Municipal Center in Williamston, SC on 8/11 with Vain defending the heavyweight title against Jackson in a no DQ, falls count anywhere match…Also on 8/11, GWP is at Waleska Park with J and a mystery partner vs. Iceberg & Tempers with no DQ and no count outs. In a grudge match, Chavis faces a mystery opponent chosen by GWP Commissioner Palmer.