Sunday, August 5, 2007

EWF report 8/4

Source: http://www.ewfarena.com

8/4

The show opened with the announcement of next week's show featuring the debut of Indy star B.J. Whitmer, the return of Matt Stryker & Jon Moxley and the match has been signed "IRAQ" -vs- "USA" as Mustafa Saied challenges EWF New Era Champion "Just" Justin. Also, announced was the August 18th event featuring WWE Star RIKISHI & TNA Knockout Miss Traci Brooks.

Mr. Fitness came to the ring talking about how Marion, IN was full of fat out of shape morons. Dark Lion came to the ring, then Mr Fitness challenged Lion to a "Fitness Challenge". 1st thing was pushups... Mr Fitness did 2 and fell to the mat... Lion did about 15 or 20 and then started doing 1 handed pushups when Mr. Fitness started laying the boots to Dark Lion....

* Dark Lion beat Mr. Fitness

* Matt Cavins beat The Insane Luchadore Snake

* Gary the Freak beat Johnny Lawless

Frankie The Face came to the ring and demanded that The Hebrew Hammer come to the ring and ask for forgiveness for costing Face a match last week... Hammer said he was SORRY... "Sorry that Frankie was such a butthole"... Frankie attacked Hammer...

* The Hebrew Hammer beat Frankie The Face

After the matc,h Face started acting like a baby (temper tantrum) in the middle of the ring...

Wildman Rogers w/ General Lee came out... Gen. Lee was complaining about the commissioner stripping the tag titles due to inadequate title defenses and a mix match of tag partners (Cupid & Andy Santos, Andy Santos & Wildman, Wildman & Cupid). The referee came out and took the tag belt from Wildman... Lee said that is ok because they did not want the tag belts anyway and demanded that Osyris come out tonight and put the EWF Heavyweight title on the line.

* New Era Title: Just Justin (c) beat Pat Tanaka

* Midwestern Title: Nate Pheonix (c) beat Adam "Sikness" Bueller

General Lee came out with Wildman Rogers to again challenge Osyris... Osyris music played and the champion did not come out. Again the music played no Osyris.... Then Ric Cannon came out and called Osyris "yellow", but addressed the fans and Wildman as losers and said he would show everyone what a real champion looked like...

* Wildman Rogers beat Big Ric Cannon after outside interference from Gen. Lee

neither the referee or Wildman saw Lee interfere

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